http://www.card-resource.com/banks/chase-bank.html Chase bank - A star is born. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 One - two - three - shake that conga, we know you cannot control yourself any longer and we're in love with Chase bank! With a name like Chase -how could one resist the subtle charms? Chase bank from the loins of Zeus Chase bank was sprung forth from the loins of Zeus. When Zeus had had enough of his/her antics, he decided to banish him/her to the depths of Hades, where Chase bank would have to wait out eternity - with the only source of entertainment being a keyboard - having only the underscore key. After jabbing at the underscore key for about 12 (earth) years, Chase bank stood up and said, "Like woah. This sucks." Could there possibly be a happy ending in this bilundgsroman/coming-of-age tale about one man's journey over the hills and far away - through the centuries - at warp speed forever and ever - oh my! But there will be no Gramma waiting in the cottage or Big Bad Wolf salivating lustily over his polished and pierced teeth at his station at the edge of the forest. No .. what happens next, is chase bank goes through this molting period - sort of like humans going through puberty - but without the voice deepening or breast development. It was all about the hormones and boy was this one of the most tormented of banks. The whole thing was worth it - though - in the end. Once s/he came out of the chrysalis, what emerged was the white swan of butterflies, the most graceful and inwardly rich bank of all - Chase Manhattan bank was born. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT