Chase Manhattan gets poetic.
It should come as no surprise that Chase Manhattan is a powerful player in the world of high and low finance today. That being said, we wish to lighten things up a little bit. There are only so many numbers we can handle, regurgitated and barked at you uninterrupted for 45 minutes for what some would say is supposed to be a conversation. Still others may argue and call it a tirade, a rant, a lecture. A lecture given by a madman Data maniac. Whoa - Chase Manhattan bank - how did we get so far off topic?
We don't know. We wish to leave any residual animosity behind us and move on with our light and airy tail about chase manhattan. Let us remain unfettered. Let us recite a poem to the object of our affection -
Ah, Chase
There is no one in the human race
As dear to me as Chase
With others, I put on my "face"
But with you
I come unlgued
To never stew
Alone and blue
Without my darling Chase
Wow. We are just mad about banks - especially this powerful player that heads the class. Put your money in chase manhattan and watch it grow - whether it be in a money market account, with mutual funds, CDs, stock, bonds - if it is green and full of Lord-knows-what degree of unsavory bacteria - we can count on Chase Manhattan to put it through the wringer and turn it inside out until it is soapy clean and you and your big pile of greenbacks can float away on a big giant bubble. We love you - Chase Manhattan.
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