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<description>Prepare yourself for the rest of your life. No thanks to the credit card, we will forever be enslaved and overrun by plastic. </description>
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We use them everyday. Our children use them. The elderly use them. That's right folks, we are talking about credit cards. It's time to prepare you for the Plastic Apocalypse. Unbeknownst to the rest of the world, for the last three thousand years, plastic has been planning a not-so-hostile takeover. So subtle! So unnoticed! So brilliant! Card Resource has come from the future to prepare you for the war that will decide the fate of mankind. 

Credit Cards As Far As The Eye Can See
You have wandered into a land where the credit card rules the Earth. A place where, eventually, all other forms of currency and monetary supplements will cease to be. How can we make such a bold statement? It's really quite simple. How many years does it take plastic to biodegrade? Generally, plastics do not biodegrade. That's right. They will never rot or break down. Thousands of years from now, paper money will be obsolete. It will no longer exist, but the credit card, on the other hand, will roam the Earth freely as the ruler of the money kingdom. 

All Joking Aside
We seriously do have to keep an eye on plastic and its plot to take over the world as a superior race. Till then, we can't blow our cover and let plastic know that we know what it plans on doing. Everyone must remain calm and continue living routinely. We must continue going to work, taking our kids to school, and making purchases with our credit card. A single sign of dissension could very-well set off the powder keg of plastic world domination. 

We must pretend that we are oblivious to their ulterior motives. Continue making purchases with your Discover card or American Express card and you can mask our fright until we can decide on a defensive tactic. Never speak a word of this in front of a credit card. Refrain from telling your children and alerting the populous. We will not succumb to the credit card catastrophe. Together, we can prevent the APRmageddon. Get a Mastercard with a 0% introductory rate just to prove it!

As these types of transactions become more and more popular, look for the perfect gift card for that special someone.
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		<title>Mastercard</title>
		<link>http://www.card-resource.com/card/mastercard.html</link>
		<description>A Mastercard is good to have.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Gift Card</title>
		<link>http://www.card-resource.com/card/gift-card.html</link>
		<description>A gift card is the perfect option for that finicky someone on your gift giving list.</description>
		<language>en-us</language>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>American Express Card</title>
		<link>http://www.card-resource.com/card/american-express-card.html</link>
		<description>American Express card offers are designed to protect your financial future.  </description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Discover Card</title>
		<link>http://www.card-resource.com/card/discover-card.html</link>
		<description>Discover card - the only card you need in your wallet. Find out everything you get with Discover here. </description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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